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Seniors war stories...

Last post 05-09-2009, 14:12 by bnuts076. 22 replies.
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  •  04-29-2009, 17:21 23746

    Seniors war stories...

    This one time, i heard this crazy war story about Senior. The way i heard it go down, it was Senior Vs. 30 people in a game of Reichstag. After about 3 min, He had taken over half of them out with his 98 before he ran out of paint. So then he snuck inside the Reichstag, and barrel tagged the remainder of the team before they even knew he was in there....
    Anyone else have any epic war stories about Senior?

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  •  04-29-2009, 17:49 23747 in reply to 23746

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    Not really epic, but funny.

    The spring game this year, I was privileged enough to be on the same team as Senior.  When we were doing the second round of rescue the pilot I was dug in by the deuce ready for any rush on the flag.  Finally the rush came, Senior being Senior, didn't wait for the rush to come, he rushed them back...  Alone...  Needless to say, the charge didn't get far. 

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  •  04-29-2009, 18:10 23750 in reply to 23747

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    Last year at Ia Drang, a couple of guys were dug in just below the lufendorf tower holding back about 25 guys...Senior came walking by in all of his glory and did a walking standoff on the tower eliminating more than half of the tower defense before he put his hands up..
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  •  04-29-2009, 22:22 23753 in reply to 23750

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    Senior smokes with one hand, shoots with the other mowing down kids then proceeded to tea-bag them.  I have witnesses.  I may or may not have made up the tea-bagging part.

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  •  04-30-2009, 2:33 23755 in reply to 23753

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    I was there...I seen HIM!!

    Don't remember the teabagging but i definetly remember him laughing hysterically as he mowed children and adults alike.

     

    SR. is so awesome it even rubs off on his family, during the first toys for tots game his wife was playing the part of Mrs Claus and was captured, she declared "No Body Captures Mrs. SR.!" at which point she produces a pistol, shoots her captures and escapes!



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  •  04-30-2009, 2:37 23757 in reply to 23755

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    I watched it too.

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  •  04-30-2009, 7:16 23768 in reply to 23755

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    I was actually guarding Mrs. Sr at the Marine HQ. SR was leading the attack to rescue her. SR single handedly took out all of my squad. I got off a lucky shot and hit him when he wasn't looking. (probably the only way to take him out) SR promptly returned from respawn(I think it was 2.3 seconds later) and was bearing down on me when Mrs SR and the Elf produced the sidearm and took ME prisoner and proceeded to walk me all way back to the Bank. I think the only reason SR didn't take me out was he wanted a prisoner.
    This was true, I was not only there, but I was the victim.




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  •  04-30-2009, 8:31 23770 in reply to 23768

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    I hear the government came up with water boarding because the Geneva Convention prohibits them from threatening terrorists with SR.

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  •  04-30-2009, 10:37 23774 in reply to 23770

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    Is SR aware that we all talk about him with reverence?
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  •  04-30-2009, 12:41 23781 in reply to 23774

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    bpoydence:
    Is SR aware that we all talk about him with reverence?

    Senior sees and hears all.

    WWMGD

    The glass is neither half empty nor half full, just twice as large as it needs to be.

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  •  04-30-2009, 14:07 23784 in reply to 23781

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    If SR. didn;t approve nobody would do it.....because we would all have dissapeared by now.

    KamaKazi, Order of Lenon, 2 Reichtstag Crosses.
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  •  04-30-2009, 14:48 23786 in reply to 23784

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    Chappy:
    If SR. didn;t approve nobody would do it.....because we would all have dissapeared by now.

    Yea...... disappeared out there in the creek breathing through a hollow reed.........with Hastings


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  •  04-30-2009, 15:02 23788 in reply to 23781

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    KamiKaze*KevinMiller:

    Senior sees and hears all.


    Senior had a staring contest with the sun and won. He doesn't use a car stereo because he can hear radio waves (and do amplitude and frequency modulation in his head).
  •  04-30-2009, 16:38 23793 in reply to 23784

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    Chappy:
    If SR. didn;t approve nobody would do it.....because we would all have dissapeared by now.

    I wonder who'd be the first to go... Probably me for starting this.

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  •  04-30-2009, 22:29 23805 in reply to 23746

    Re: Seniors war stories...

    I once barrel tagged senior! but later that day got it right back

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