Dear Mr Claus.
We at the Political Action League find your use of "Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Ho" to be offensive. As part of our Campaign to make the winter season more politically correct we ask that you and your friends cease and dissist immediatly any use of "Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Kwanza or any other forms of greeting or display that might perhaps offend anybody at all, if you must offer a seasonal greeting we request you say "Greetings" as the word "Hello" contains a terribly un PC word.
It is also requested the you cancel all production of your "Toys" as they do not conform with the politically correct standards we wish to impose and our friends at PETA request you release your reindeer from their cruel imprisonment. After your factory has been shut down we request that you, Mrs Claus and your "Little People" please turn yourselves into the nearest Political Action League re-education facility. With your help we can impose on the good people of this world the safety and security that comes with not having to be different from other people around them.
Dir. of Operations
Political Action League.
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