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Last post 04-20-2008, 21:13 by aquateenjunkie. 75 replies.
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  •  02-26-2008, 17:04 14240

    USA Draft

    Congratulations!  By entering this post, you've just been drafted into the American Army!  (You big dummy... it was clearly written on the subject line.)  Recruiting and begging people to join your team is for sissies.  In America, we use force and subterfuge to get things done.  Welcome aboard!

    To any of you "would be generals" of the other various armies... sorry about your luck.  I think you'll find me to be a fair and benevolent leader, willing to forgive your past transgressions so long as you're willing to play ball.

    God Bless America




    Nobel Peace Prize, Golden Globe nominee and 2 time winner of the Cy Young Award

    1st Strike Paintball
  •  02-26-2008, 17:19 14241 in reply to 14240

    Re: USA Draft

    And, as if serving for the greatest army on the face of the planet wasn't enough, each soldier under my command will receive their very own complimentary, Great Equalizer Fanboy t-shirt!  Each is made of a durable cotton blend and comes in five handsome colors.  Makes a great gift for yourself, or someone you love.  Next time you're out on the field slinging paint, tell 'em Equalizer sent you!


    *Please allow 2-3 years for shipping and delivery.




    Nobel Peace Prize, Golden Globe nominee and 2 time winner of the Cy Young Award

    1st Strike Paintball
  •  02-26-2008, 17:30 14242 in reply to 14240

    Re: USA Draft

    In the draft lottery, vintage '71 or '72 or maybe '73, right after I dropped out of college and lost my 4F clssification (don't really remember to much from those years..... the incense I think...lol), anyway.... my lottery number was #359 (#1 through #150 had to go). I guess your not using the lottery system???
    Its Okay though, I am enlisting. I'd be a pleasure serving under you Gen'ral TGE!!! Had great fun this past summer "working" with you!
    My son will be with us also!
     




    "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius


  •  02-26-2008, 19:09 14246 in reply to 14242

    Re: USA Draft

    It'd be a pleasure to have you, Lou!  "Book early to avoid disappointment!"


    Nobel Peace Prize, Golden Globe nominee and 2 time winner of the Cy Young Award

    1st Strike Paintball
  •  02-26-2008, 19:21 14248 in reply to 14240

    Re: USA Draft

    ah crap, i guess im american now. lol


    " i hope you enjoy the rest of your life.....both seconds of it !!!" ~Stallone~
  •  02-26-2008, 19:22 14249 in reply to 14248

    Re: USA Draft

    dont plan on that happening ... but dont plan on it not happening i have my own set of plans

     

     

    im leaving what i said even if aqua changed his post like a nub!


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  •  02-27-2008, 5:35 14263 in reply to 14249

    Re: USA Draft

    How can I purchase one of those wonderful shirts????
    I am known as Loki - Polish Commander WatW3

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  •  02-27-2008, 6:32 14265 in reply to 14263

    Re: USA Draft

    Cam34:
    How can I purchase one of those wonderful shirts????

    Just need to show up on game day.  The shirts are relatively inexpensive.  All they cost you is your dignity.



    Nobel Peace Prize, Golden Globe nominee and 2 time winner of the Cy Young Award

    1st Strike Paintball
  •  02-27-2008, 8:18 14266 in reply to 14265

    Re: USA Draft

    so will they actually be on sale there...?
    WWJDFTW?
  •  02-27-2008, 8:49 14267 in reply to 14266

    Re: USA Draft

    Raider:
    so will they actually be on sale there...?

    Lol!  You're awesome.  :)  If somebody actually wants a t-shirt with my ugly face on it, I'm sure I could work something out.  :)  Though I can't imagine anybody wearing that thing...



    Nobel Peace Prize, Golden Globe nominee and 2 time winner of the Cy Young Award

    1st Strike Paintball
  •  02-27-2008, 9:06 14269 in reply to 14267

    Re: USA Draft

    My dignity...thats all!!  you gotta deal!!


    I am known as Loki - Polish Commander WatW3

    biohazardscenariopb.com
    Don't fear the DARKSIDE!!
    Polish Contingent to Team Biohazard
    Sponsored by Wholesale Fireworks, Animal Paintball
  •  02-27-2008, 19:49 14293 in reply to 14267

    Re: USA Draft

    The Great Equalizer:

    Raider:
    so will they actually be on sale there...?

    Lol!  You're awesome.  :)  If somebody actually wants a t-shirt with my ugly face on it, I'm sure I could work something out.  :)  Though I can't imagine anybody wearing that thing...

    i will rock it, i once made a shirt that said "i party hardy with my Asst.Scoutmaster" and i drew his face on it.


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  •  02-27-2008, 20:29 14294 in reply to 14293

    Re: USA Draft

    The shirt had to be immedietly destroyed, the asst scoutmaster he is talking about is our own Bootman....and who wants that on a t-shirt

    KamaKazi, Order of Lenon, 2 Reichtstag Crosses.
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  •  02-27-2008, 22:30 14296 in reply to 14294

    Re: USA Draft

    Chappy:
    The shirt had to be immedietly destroyed, the asst scoutmaster he is talking about is our own Bootman....and who wants that on a t-shirt

    nope he is the scoutmaster, not asst.scoutmaster. that would be a funny t-shirt tho


    MASTER OF FLAK TOWER

    1 of 3 Survivor of "Chappy-stag"

    Ghost of sparta
    Scottie Mendez!!!!
  •  02-28-2008, 4:35 14298 in reply to 14241

    Re: USA Draft

    at this point of the discussion you should probably wear this shirt to world at war just for the pure entertainment value of it
    I am known as Loki - Polish Commander WatW3

    biohazardscenariopb.com
    Don't fear the DARKSIDE!!
    Polish Contingent to Team Biohazard
    Sponsored by Wholesale Fireworks, Animal Paintball
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